Friday Funny

Howard a newfie, bayman, was walking home late at night and sees a woman in
the shadows. Twenty dollars..."she whispers. He'd never been with a hooker before, but
he decides, what the hell, it's only twenty bucks. So they hide in the bushes. They're going "at it" for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them . It's a police officer.

"What's going on here, people?" asks the officer.

"I'm making love to my wife," Howard answers indignantly.

"Oh, I'm sorry," says the cop, "I didn't know.

"Well," Howard says, "neither did I, until you shined that light in her
face."