Friday Fun...

20 Things to Say at Work Each and Every Day...

1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit!
2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
3. How about never? Is never good for you?
4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
5. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way.
6. I have time for one person's problems each day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow doesn't look good either.
7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.
8. I don't work here, I'm a consultant.
9. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a damn word you're saying.
10. Ahhhh, I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again.
11. I like you, you remind me of myself when I was young and stupid.
12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
13. I have plenty of talent and vision; I just don't give a damn.
14. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
15. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
16. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
17. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
18. Any connections between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
19. What am I, flypaper for freaks?!
20. I'm not being rude, you're just insignificant.