Friday Fun...

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary and his wife was really pissed.

She told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the drive-way that goes from 0 to 200 in under 6 seconds!!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke-up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway and brought the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale!

Ouch...