The 12 F-U's of Facebook
F- U #1 - Ok people stop posting goodnights on Facebook. It's not like Facebook is your f-ing husband or wofe to say goodnight dumbass.
F-U #2 - There is no such tings as a Facebook tracker. It does not exist so quit posting stupid bulletins like "Oh my god this works!" No it doesn't.
F-U #3 - To the people who have like 25,000 friends - Are you f-ing serious? You're stupid. Go play in traffic.
F-U #4 - ever post pictures and say "OMG, I'm so ugly" because if you were, you wouldn't post them. If you do you're a fucking moron.
F-U #5 - Nobody cares about threats over the Internet, so don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard. Fighting online is like racing in the Special Olympics; Even if you win, you're still retarded.
F-U #6 - Quit crying because you're not on someones "Top 8". W ho cares?!? It's Facebook!! If you really cared that much, you would pick up the damn phone!
F-U #7 - Who really cares if I don't accept you as a friend? MOVE ON!! Don't send me another request or message asking "What's up with you not adding me?" I don't want you as a friend, that's what's up, Asshole.
F0U #8 - 6th graders who have Facebook and look like sluts and act like whores - Go somewhere else because nobody wants you here. And Parents -Quit blaming Facebook for your kid being a hooker,s he was a whore before Facebook and she'd be a whore without it! What does that say about your parenting skills? Think about it!
F-U #9 - If you open a message or spam and it says something like repost this within 100 seconds or a ghost will rape you tonight, or some dead bitch is going to rape your mom - quit being dumb.
F-U #10 - Facebook was created to keep up with friends. Quit trying to check up on your dumbass ex!! Come on now people - its called stalking...you might as well be sitting in front of their house with binoculars.
F-U #11 - People who send you a million f-ing application invites. Like f-off I dont want to be part of your god damned zombie army or join your gay hockey fantasy pool. Lay the f' off!!
F-U #12 - Stop making groups saying facebook will shut down in 20 days if one million people don't join. Like holy f', get a life!
