Friday Funny

As you know I'm not the best at posting regularly, mainly because I don't want to bore everyone with day-to-day life and also because I haven't had time to be too creative to post general or witty thoughts. I'm going to try and get better though because I love reading everyone else's blogs and would like people to enjoy reading mine too.

I've changed the Friday Round-Up to Friday Funnies because this will give me a lot more room for different kinds of posts - videos, jokes, pictures. Hopefully most will be better than lame and at least someone will enjoy them as much as I did.

The jokes below are terrible and cheesy but I did get a good laugh out of them! Enjoy!

1. Two antennas met on a roof fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.
2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, “I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything.”
3. A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
4. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says, “A beer please, and one for the road.”
5. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other, “Does this taste funny to you?”
6. “Doc, I can’t stop singing ‘The Green, Green Grass of Home.’” “That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome.” “Is it common?” Well, “It’s Not Unusual.”
7. Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly, “I was artificially inseminated this morning.” “I don’t believe you,” says Dolly. “It’s true, no bull!” exclaims Daisy.
8. An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.
9. Deja Moo: The feeling that you’ve heard this bull before.
10. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn’t find any.