Friday Fun...

My new manager is due in March with her first child, a baby girl. And there's a lot of women on our team that have children under the age of 2...they used to tell new people to stay away from the RHP team because everyone there gets knocked up. So, it's not entirely true, there were a lot of us that haven't and won't be anytime soon but with all this baby talk, all of the time, you always hear advice, tidbits of information and stats. This one actually kind of creeps me out.

Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2 to 6 years of age.

Friday Fun...

Yippee for Friday!! I know that I have been a slacker and haven't posted anything in a while...I plan to get back on track and post more than every Friday...in the near future! For now, enjoy some tricky questions.

What is the longest word typed with only the left hand?

What is the longest word typed with only the right hand?

What is the longest word you can make using only one row of letters on the keyboard?

Friday Fun...

20 More Things to Say at Work Each and Every Day:

1. It’s a thankless job, but I’ve got a lot of Karma to burn off
2. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
3. And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be?
4. Do I look like a people person?
5. This isn’t an office. It’s Hell with fluorescent lighting.
6. I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left.
7. Sarcasm is just one service we offer.
8. If I throw a stick, will you leave?
9. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
10. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
11. I’m trying to imagine you with a personality.
12. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
13. Can I trade this job for what’s behind door #1?
14. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
15. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
16. Chaos, panic and disorder…my work here is done.
17. How do I set a laser printer to stun?
18. I thought I wanted a career; turns out I just wanted a salary.
19. Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
20. Oh, I get it…like humor…but different.

Friday Fun...

20 Things to Say at Work Each and Every Day...

1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit!
2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
3. How about never? Is never good for you?
4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
5. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way.
6. I have time for one person's problems each day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow doesn't look good either.
7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.
8. I don't work here, I'm a consultant.
9. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a damn word you're saying.
10. Ahhhh, I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again.
11. I like you, you remind me of myself when I was young and stupid.
12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
13. I have plenty of talent and vision; I just don't give a damn.
14. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
15. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
16. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
17. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
18. Any connections between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
19. What am I, flypaper for freaks?!
20. I'm not being rude, you're just insignificant.

Friday Fun...

Halloween has come and gone...there were a lot of great costumes this year...Dick in a Box being the favourite at many parties I'm sure (not sure if they looked as great as Gregger though)!!

BUT, I think the best costume of the year goes to Jillian Ross...she brought the phenomena of 2007 to life...and I'm sure people will be hopping on the band wagon next year if this addiction keeps up!!