So long...Farewell...

I don't know the rest of the song...

I'm laying this blog to rest...I thought this might motivate me to somewhat keep a journal of the happenings in our lives and to have a place for friends and family to visit but really...who was I kidding?

Friends and family don't really come to visit...this is one hell of a shitty journal and well...I simply lost interest at about almost the same time I started. So, I tried, I failed...wish I had a t-shirt.

Until we meet again...cheers!

Friday Fun...

The 12 F-U's of Facebook

F- U #1 - Ok people stop posting goodnights on Facebook. It's not like Facebook is your f-ing husband or wofe to say goodnight dumbass.

F-U #2 - There is no such tings as a Facebook tracker. It does not exist so quit posting stupid bulletins like "Oh my god this works!" No it doesn't.

F-U #3 - To the people who have like 25,000 friends - Are you f-ing serious? You're stupid. Go play in traffic.

F-U #4 - ever post pictures and say "OMG, I'm so ugly" because if you were, you wouldn't post them. If you do you're a fucking moron.

F-U #5 - Nobody cares about threats over the Internet, so don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard. Fighting online is like racing in the Special Olympics; Even if you win, you're still retarded.

F-U #6 - Quit crying because you're not on someones "Top 8". W ho cares?!? It's Facebook!! If you really cared that much, you would pick up the damn phone!

F-U #7 - Who really cares if I don't accept you as a friend? MOVE ON!! Don't send me another request or message asking "What's up with you not adding me?" I don't want you as a friend, that's what's up, Asshole.

F0U #8 - 6th graders who have Facebook and look like sluts and act like whores - Go somewhere else because nobody wants you here. And Parents -Quit blaming Facebook for your kid being a hooker,s he was a whore before Facebook and she'd be a whore without it! What does that say about your parenting skills? Think about it!

F-U #9 - If you open a message or spam and it says something like repost this within 100 seconds or a ghost will rape you tonight, or some dead bitch is going to rape your mom - quit being dumb.

F-U #10 - Facebook was created to keep up with friends. Quit trying to check up on your dumbass ex!! Come on now people - its called stalking...you might as well be sitting in front of their house with binoculars.

F-U #11 - People who send you a million f-ing application invites. Like f-off I dont want to be part of your god damned zombie army or join your gay hockey fantasy pool. Lay the f' off!!

F-U #12 - Stop making groups saying facebook will shut down in 20 days if one million people don't join. Like holy f', get a life!

Google...

One Friday a few weeks ago I tried to lot into my Blogger account and they said I needed a Google email account. Eventually I got in and I haven't received that message again but if the day comes where I need a damn Google account it will also be the end of this damn blog.

I know I shouldn't even call it a blog...I mean, all I do is post stupid jokes and trivia questions on Friday Fun Days and let's face it...that's pretty lame. Although, I have been committed to Friday Fun and don't think I have missed one even when I haven't been around on a Friday...now that's dedication.

Either I need to step it up and get back to casual updates and thoughts or I'm laying this baby to rest, and if I end up needing a Google account there is no way I'm opening another email address so I'll be pulling a Company Bitch and leaving without a goodbye or last hoorah...c'est la vie.

Friday Fun...

What gets longer when pulled,
Fits between your boobs,
Inserts neatly in a hole,
and works best when jerked?

Friday Fun...

A really cool site for those that like to customize their own stuff...not sure if they ship to Canada yet though!

NIKEiD.com

Friday Fun...

Answers to last Friday...

Freezer Bags: Male - because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

Photocopiers: Female - because once turned off it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong buttons.

Tires: Male - because they go bald easily and are often over inflated

Hot Air Balloons: Male - because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.

Friday Fun...

Male or Female? What do you think?

1. Freezer Bags
2. Photocopiers
3. Tires
4. Hot Air Balloons

I'll post the answers early next week!

Friday Fun...

This could happen to you if you sleep around...

Friday Fun...

A few good chuckles (and true stories)...

I walked into a Blimpie's with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a sandwich. I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little chalkboard that said "buy one-get one free". "They're already "buy-one-get-one-free" she said, "so I guess they're both free". She handed me my free sandwiches and I walked out the door.

One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when one of them shouted, "Look at that dead bird!" Someone looked up at the sky and said, "Where?".

My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we overheard one of the administrative assistants talking about the sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the shore. She drove down in a convertible but "didn't think she'd get sunburned because the car was moving."

Happy 2008...

Well, it's been a while since I actually posted more than a few sentences or a Friday Fun and it isn't due to a lack of things to write about or for a lack of time. I blame it on pure laziness...

So, it's a new year and a lot happened since mid-December. I'm going to try to re-cap for prosperities sake:
1) Mid-December we hosted Holiday Hoopla. About 30 guests RSVP'd "Yes" but if you will remember it was the same night of the most wonderful storm we've had this year. About 20 people showed up, which is a pretty good turnout. There was a lot of drinking, a lot of food, a lot of Guitar Hero and a lot of fun. While many left before the snow started to pile up, the party went on until 7:30am for several of the guys and Starnesy ended up in my bed at 9am when Dave left for a quick bathroom break! Needless to say I was up for the morning to hang out with all of our guests. The snow was incredible - so much in fact that G&L who left around 9:30am showed up back at the apartment about an hour and a half later after only being able to get to Don Mills and Eglinton before turning around.
2) Guitar Hero? You got it, as I'm sure all of you know, we got not only 1 but 2 Guitar Hero 3's for the Wii!!!! One was a Christmas gift for me from Dave and B-Rock and the other was a wonderful pressie from A&L - completely unnecessary but super exciting and generous! We've become slightly obsessed and it's even better to be able to play together.
3) The weekend before Christmas was spent with my family in the 'Loo. We are taking turns each Christmas with our families and this year it was the Baha's turn but luckily we were able to stay in TO. It felt like Xmas with my fam and we did all of the things we would normally do minus the turkey. It was our first Christmas not in London - a little strange but not as different as I thought it be. It's the company and surroundings that make you feel at home.
4) This year we hosted Christmas Day at our apartment - our first time hosting and only our second time hosting a holiday (this Thanksgiving was the first holiday for us). We had a great time and I think everyone enjoyed the holiday and were able to rest and relax. Too many presents and we were spoiled rotten but I won't complain too much!
5) New Years saw us off to Brooklin for a house party with G&L and the gang. Good times, lot's of drinks, ringing in the New Year and little sleep. What more could we have asked for?! Thanks for hosting!

There were lot's of little things in between and Dave and I enjoyed our visit with Bri. Dave had 16 days off, 16 days off, 16 days off....so had plenty of quality time with his bro. And I worked everything except the statutories but that's okay...I'm looking forward to vacations this year already.

Cheers to 2008!

Friday Fun...

Things you can get away with saying over Christmas:

1. I prefer breasts to legs.
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. Smother the butter all over the breasts.
4. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!
5. I've never seen a better spread!
6. I fancy a little dark meat for a change.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat!
11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you put it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang.
18. That's the biggest bird I've ever had!
19. I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning.
20. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more!